Titwink

When a woman's breasts are so lopsided that they appear to be winking at you.

I was so excited to get with Kathy, but she titwinked me as soon as she took off her bra.

Titwink

a.k.a. Teplitzky, originating when a teacher mispronounced this name. A taunt in Hyndland Sec., and now used as a general insult from a girl to a guy with strange hair and a squeaky singing voice.

Oi, Titwink! Stop playing the piano! *to teacher* Titwink's playing the piano!

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