bunsen burn

1.) When you fart while your own head is under the covers, trapping your own horrific flatulence.
2.) A self-induced {dutch oven}.

Dude, I was all curled up in bed this morning with the blanket over my head ignoring my girlfriend listing her things for me to do, and I {bunsen burned} myself. I almost died from the self affliction of the mongolian tv dinner I had the night before.

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Bunsen Burning

Verb, To engage in anal sex with icy hot

Last night, Mary and I had the best bunsen burning sex ever

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To Bunsen Burn

Meaning "to burn with a Bunsen burner."

"I did so poorly on that science quiz. Where's a Bunsen burner? I want to Bunsen burn it!"