To Jew

To hoard money, and even if you have a lot of money, you're really cheap, acting as if you barely have any. When friends ask you for money, you don't give them any, and when you have to go somewhere, you'll barely scrape enough change together to afford it, even though you've got plenty of money.

"Hey Dan, can i borrow 10 bucks?" "nope" "But you're a millionaire, i swear i'll pay you back, i just have to make rent this month" "Sorry, haven't got any myself, you'll have to ask someone else".

"Hey John, stop Jewing so much"

"Are you going to Jew me again?"

15👍 48👎

jew jew

One of those mega-jews.

See also lubavitch

Hey TEoS, what is Jew Jew?

Why my good man, they're those boys in hats and suits with the long things of hair hanging over their ears!

129👍 102👎

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

People who practice Judaism should be called Judaists(after all that was the original term for someone who practiced Judaism), not Jews because almost half of Israel's Jewish population is secular(non-religous). But they still consider themselves Jewish because Jews are an ethnic group, not a RELIGIOUS GROUP.

2027👍 748👎

jew

A jew is a person of the jewish relgion

Johnnys Girlfriend Dee is a Jew

2055👍 706👎

the jews

a generic scapegoat for any "who" question

Who the hell ate all the Doritos?

The Jews...

307👍 101👎

Jew

Someone who is of the Jewish religion.

Hey Anthony, you're a Jew, do you celebrate haunaka?
Have you seen Anthony's yamaca?

651👍 212👎

JEW

An acronym pertaining to the band Jimmy Eat World. They are one of the greatest bands ever and write totally amazing and original work.

Dude, JEW is intense.
Dude, I know.

738👍 265👎