Toepoke

When you can't kick the ball hard enough you toepoke.

He could not kick the ball so he toepoked

toepoker

this is when a turd is semi hanging out of your arse.
this can be caused as a result of 'following through' after you have farted or simply the shit getting too big for you rectum. It can be very uncomfortable and needs to be sorted out immediately or asap.
The term toepoker originates from the middle ages where it was thought that the scene of a turd hanging out of an anal crack looke like the end of a toe, which is of course perfectly understandable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: 'O shit i followed through....i got a toepoker now.....crapppppp!!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'OMG i feel for you!!!!! get that sorted out i knew someone hu did from that once!!!!!!'

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Belgian Toepoke

The art of shitting in a condom and using it to choke a whore while tickling her ass with your toe

Hey, that absolute wank down the road was caught giving my boss a Belgian toepoke the other day

Shit man that’s nasty

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