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British Slang (South Coast). Toft is an adjective used to describe the rich middle and upper classes of the South, by those who are not.
David Cameron is a Toft.
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An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).
Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.
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A really really nice rack. Literally means "Totally Outrageous Fucking Titties." Also can mean something that is incredible or unbelieveable.
Dude, you have a TOFT at your 8 'o clock
Today was Toft. I got that girl's number and had a winning lottery ticket.
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Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context
A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."
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Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.
A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.
C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!
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The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.
Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.
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