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World Champion Olympic Diver
Won loads of meadals
PERFECT AND THE HOTTEST BOY ON THIS WHOLE WORLD !!!
person one: Have you heard of tom daley?
person two: asdfghjkl damn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!
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To Tom Daley, is to adjust one's penis to make it more comfortable.
Let me just Tom Daley before we begin.
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World Champion Olympic Diver
Won loads of meadals
Mary quinn will marry him :)
PERSON ONE: Have you heard of tom daley
PERSON TWO; OF COURSE
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faggot who does diving or some shit. mostly knowen for backdoor diving
did you see that tom daley in the olympics
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When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.
A Tom Daley Dive:
A triple front flip to anal cavity!
"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"
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Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”