A turkey of folklore depicted as leaving gifts for children on Thanksgiving.
Tom Turkey came to my house last night and left me a present.
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The act in which one inserts their face between a pair of a women's booty cheeks and makes an effective turkey call sounding like an agitated tom wild turkey during the breeding season.
Brandon. "Man did you hear John totally tom turkey booty called that bitch at the party last night" Dave. "Really"?! "Damn that's fucked"!
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A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views
Turkey tom is funny
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A youtube commentary channel, however his videos tend to include more video editing and extensive research than most, and can be considered more like documentaries. He is best known for his trademark red hoodie and referring to viewers "chicken chads".
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Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix
EX: "Im gonna FUCK Turkey Tom's Girl"
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A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.
"Do you know Chris Chan?"
"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"
Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)
βWhoβs this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?β
βWhat is a Kanye West?β
βObama? Never heard of em.β
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.