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A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!
From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
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The world's greatest automotive enthusiast program from the UK. Nobodhy can top it and the hosts Clarkston and Jeremy are amazingly funny.
The latest cars now come with F1 paddle shifters. If you can't afford it you can sell one of your legs because it works without a clutch" -Clarkston
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A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.
Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.
Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
Did you see Top Gear?
Yeah, that Zonda is wicked.
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A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.
“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”
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A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.
Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.
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To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.
In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.
P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!
P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!