toppi

One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above

Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.

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toppie

South African English slang for 'old man'.

My toppie bought me this car.

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toppy

To get some head...

I need to get me some sloppy toppy

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Toppie

Dutch slang for 'Grand' also abbreviated as 'Top!'

Everything is toppie over here! All is top!

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toppy

Adj., toppiest, toppier

A term used in the BDSM scene to describe one's Top/Mistress/Sir/etc's dominant attitude towards the given situation.

See top as defined by user dijjn.

I was acting up yesterday and now my Sir is all toppy.

My Mistress is being the toppiest she has ever been lately.

Haha, my Sir is toppier then yours.

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Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.

Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies

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toppies

slang or nick name for myspace 'Top Friends'

"alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?"

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