Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)

Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.

Torossian

"Torossian" is a colloquial term that originates from Northern Italy (More specifically from Turin) and is used to describe very well-endowed men of Italian Israeli descent. It's believed that Torossians are naturally blessed with size, girth, stamina, and BDE that's so powerful it rivals that of a horse and men from the African Sub-Continent.

"Mamma Mia, He's a Torossian - I can't handle him. He could break me."