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An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.
"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."
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Totez toht-z
–adverb
1. wholly; entirely; completely.
2. Slang for totally
etymology:
Originates out of Reed college in Portland, Oregon
I was totez tripping balls last night.
I totez banged your mom.
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A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.
Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?
Sam: Totez ma goatz
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"Totez mah goatz" is a commonly used phrase among the teens of Amurica. It means that you are in agreement with what the other person said. Trust me, you should say it any time you get the chance, it's definitely A THING.
Ellie: Do like Kirsten?
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.
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