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touch some grass

something you say when somebody is acting disconnected from the real-life world

"I really want that fish from finding nemo to rail me."
"go outside and touch some grass, disgusting fiend"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

4418πŸ‘ 234πŸ‘Ž


touch some grass

A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021

343πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.

Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass

by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021

170πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

by A QuΓ©becois December 6, 2021

115πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

29πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Touch some grass

Something you say to people that simp for fictional characters, dbtards, narutards, aottards, mhatards and bts fans.

Someone: I'd smash
Me: touch some grass

by AregSPX April 15, 2022

15πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

by Max Frampton December 13, 2021

58πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž