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Greatest full size truck in the American market that combines stunning looks with brute power. Made in THE USA BY AMERICANS, 75% domestic parts making it one of the most American vehicles on the road. Powerful 5.7 V8 can tow nearly 12,000 pounds but can also tow the Endeavour space shuttle if it wants to, (which it did) and it's a Toyota, 20 years from now, it will still be running perfectly and will hold it's value while the Fords, Dodges and Chevies are rusted out on cinder blocks and are on sale for $5.
Bobbymuricajoebillyraycletus Jr. Sr.- Hey Tyrone, my lifted Chevy is stuck, can you help me out?
Tyrone- I be pullin dat shit e-z wid mah Toyota Tundra nigga, can also pull yo sistahs f-150 and yo cuz's ram, all at once.
Bobbymuricajoebillyraycletus Jr. Sr.- I think imma go out and buy one of these Jap trucks!
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Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
The Truck thats Changing it All... including ball joints, frames, bed, rear ends, transmissons, radiators, radios. You name it, its got it!
Wannabee: "My Toyota Tundra is the best truck."
Worker: "Oh yeah?? Hows that??"
Wannabee: "It'll beat your truck in a race and it'll pull yours back."
Worker: "If I wanted to race, i'd of bought a car. Now move along child, i'v got real work to do...... fucking pussy."
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Over priced yuppie truck usually drove by city boys who are to scared to drive a mans truck. Tundra drivers use their trucks to haul an occasional plant or 2x4 from local store.
Man did you see that city boy "overloading" his Toyota Tundra with 5 bags of mulch? What a smik!
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Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.
Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"
Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"
Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"
Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"
Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"
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