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A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.
This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.
We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
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A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.
This Pokemon thread was good until started to fill up with traffic cones. Damn furries...
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That girl that is so perfect shes almost a god, you don't dare mention her name for fear of her rejecting you but you love her so, she is amazong and though there are many cones out there only one is yours...and you hope to have it till the end of time.
"Yeah bro did you see my Traffic Cone? Shes a real beauty"
A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.
"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."
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The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
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Person one: Are you going to join the traffic cone army?
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over
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The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.
"She just got traffic coned."
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