A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.
Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.
But you have 7 TVs already.
But this one is free.
You're such a trash picker
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Someone who picks through your trash and sells it on ebay, at the flea market, or at the scrap metal yard.
Usually drives a 1970's-ish rusted out Dodge pickup truck. Their main form of income is usually from working at the carnival.
You can usually tell you've been hit, by the garbage strewn about your front yard.
See also ebayer and ebay
The next time that ebayer gets into my trash, I'm going to put a cap in it's ass!
Look at that ebayer picking through the trash... they're even eating it... wait... that's not an ebayer, that's a skunk... no wonder why I confused them... they both smell alike!
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A technical term for a mechanical device that picks up trash for free beer.
Person 1: βI even have a trash picker upper for the garbage around the lake!β
Person 2: βIs trash picker upper a technical term?β
Person 1: *creates urban dictionary definition to provide knowledge upon the world*