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Treet

Spam on Twitter.

Treet is a canned meat product, similar to Spam, in the USA. Treet is made with chicken and pork.

Treet has a less greasy texture than Spam, more akin to bologna or vienna sausages. Like Spam, it is often heated before consumption. This includes frying or baking. Baked Treet with ketchup or steak sauce is often referred to as "Treet loaf" after meat loaf. Although it is officially a "spiced luncheon loaf", Treet is often called "Treet meat". For unknown reasons, possibly ingredient costs, Treet is copied for private label luncheon loaf more often than Spam. While very popular, and often less expensive than Spam, Treet does not have Spam's cult following.

I keep getting treets from some clown in India trying to sell me Cialis.

by Nilbud August 15, 2011

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treets

Treets a tweet storm from Trump that sets the world on fire with uncontrollable hysterical laughter generating total disbelief and amazement at trumps creative thought process.

Trump gave us all some of the wildest treets yet to be unleashed upon the Twitter world just minutes ago.

by TIMzPoet January 7, 2019


Treeting

Using twitter to solicit sex; Turning tricks via twitter.

Dude 1: So I thought Chastity and I were really meant for each other. Then I caught her treeting... again. (getting teary eyed)

Dude 2: That's what happens when your girlfriend works at the Foxy Lady.

Dude 1: (sniffling like a bitch) But she told me she had changed!!!

by JCDUD November 6, 2009

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Smarkus Treet

massively potent cannabis, an uber-elite grade of marijuana, a "strain" of marijuana which has only the most extreme potential for intoxication.

"____________ took a job in Tha City,
a'workin foe tha man e'ry night and day
but he/she neva saw tha good side of Dat City,
til he/she got a hold of dat Smarkus Treet... !!!!!"

by howdemzdoodatswitechair, bwa? May 8, 2011