Tricareatops

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.

Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!

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Tricareatop

1...trailer queen / dorm whore that gets progo to force young GI into marriage, then proceeds to pump out 3 crotch goblins in 3 years and triples her pre-marital weight at the same time.

2...woman that grew up a sickly child and marries a GI because Tricare does not have a ban on pre existing conditions.

3...An otherwise healthy dependapotamus that is constantly going to the clinic for every ache, pain, sniffle and sneeze...or their crotch goblins...(military version of a hypochondriac)

Ariman Jones wife is back, third kid and she's only 21, What a Tricareatop…(OB clinic staff)
LT Johnsons wife is lucky to be a Tricareatop her congenital kooties would bankrupt a civilian family(Specialty clinic staff)
Sergeant Smith's wife has another appointment for a cold, what a Tricareatop. (Primary care staff)