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someone who will turn into one of your bestfriends. he will always make you laugh. he’s really cute and funny. And will always brings you up when you’re down
person1: did you know tristo?
person2: yeah he helps me when i’m down
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The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.
Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!
Slovenian word for "Three hundred hairy bears" which is one of the most cruel Slovenian curses. Can also be used without word "medvedov (bears)"
Tristo kosmatih medvedov, kaj si naredil!? = Three hundred hairy bears what have you done!?
*se spotakne in pade* Tristo kosmatih medvedov! = *Trips over and falls* Three hundred hairy bears!
Tristo kosmatih si neumen! = Three hundred hairy you're stupid!
Tristo kosmatih medvedov you are such a looser!
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