TruMoo

An obese classmate who is often mistaken for a cow. It can also be referred to someone of high annoyance. Usually, a TruMoo wears glasses as well storming the "Fat" chairs in class so that he/she may "comfortably" fit his/her rolls of FAT. (TruMoo is also a brand of milk that is often served in Middle Schools and is often served spoiled along with a piece of styrofoam "Food")

Fredd: Woah! He is like a TruMoo!
John: I know right? He is stupid and fat.
Fredd: And also annoying

Lonzo (TruMoo): Whaddya say 'bout me?

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trumoo jokes

The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?

Answer: The moovies

Yo bro. These TruMoo jokes make me suicidal!

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trumoo jokes

trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton

ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper

i get milk everyday just to look at the trumoo jokes at the back

TruMoos

Rather large female happy cartons.

That woman has some TruMoos on her person.