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A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.
VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
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Wrapping your dick in cash and having mediocre sex with someone. As you're about to cum, you unwrap the cash and stick it up one of their nostrils really far up to the point where they're gonna sneeze. Then, you deepthroat them and cum. As they're about to gag up your cum, you yank out the cash and stick it down their mouth. Afterwards, they will sneeze causing the cum to shoot out their nose while you say "great."
I just pulled a trump pump on someone. America would be great again if we all did this!
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What's been fueling the stock market since Trump got elected.
Man, stock market is way up again today. More "Trump Pump!"
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Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
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An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.
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A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.
This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.
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A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.
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Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.
We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.
- Moped Dave
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