Trumpon

/ˈtrʌmpɒn/
noun

A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.

The President is about ready for his daily manstration. Better go fetch his trumpons.

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Trumpon

A person used by Donald Trump then flushed away when they expected him to keep his word or even be legally responsible for anything.

Trumpon: "Did you go to the Trump meeting?"

Wise Person: "I am not a trumpon, so I chose to use my time better".

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Trumpon

A couple redeemable from the game “Trumbull Guessing” redeemable in person only, value of 1/100 a US nickel.

I played Trumbull Guessing and got it right so I got a Trumpon

Trumponic Sans

The typing font based on Donald Trump's handwriting. You can now type like him!

Person 1: Did you see my essay? I wrote it in Trumponic Sans.

Person 2: Wow, I've never heard of such a thing!

Person 3: Are you guys using the font too?!?!

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Trumponics

Words, sentences and phrases that may already exists but are used in a unique way that only Donald J. Trump can understand.

Trumponics example >> I'm going to cut taxes bigly.