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When you get impeached but you don’t feel like you’ve been impeached
Trumpeached
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Fired from your job for being grossly incompetent and dishonest. Like Donny gold toilet.
Kenny got Trumpeached from Burger King last week. They caught him with a trunk full of fries (who does that?) and that was after he fucked up huge on his last three shifts. So the manager marked him up. Bye Felicia!
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Trump gets impeached. Pence becomes President. Pence pardons Trump. Pence appoints Trump Vice President. Pence resigns and Trump becomes President. Trump appoints Pence Vice President. Liberals heads explode.
Pelosi thought Trump was gone but the hags head blew when she found out Pence Trumpeached the impeachment
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Since he’s made history, like he’s always wanted to, and is entirely in his own company; I’m suggesting a new term for our national dictionary: Trumpeached (the action of a President getting impeached twice during their term).
This is her second warning, she is going to be Trumpeached!
To impeach someone more than once
His actions were not so onerous that they would put him at risk of efforts to trumpeach him.
The act of bringing a defrauding president to justice by hesitating to actually impeach them, even in full right, due to their reaction being too unpredictable for the whole society.
Also, an act of forgiving a pet you love so much after it does something usually unforgivable to your house.
- omg! Whiskers shat in my sink again! That deserves a... A... A trumpeachment! Cmere you.... *Cuddles with the cat*
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A trial that has no witnesses.
My son was arrested for murder but after the Trumpeachment, they had to set him free.
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