Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!

John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?

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Tube Lube

Alcoholic beverages on the train; road sodas on the tracks; pre-game beverages to lubricate you on mass transit.

Man, those tube lubes did the trick.

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Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.