Tulo

The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!

I pulled a Tulo today for my team; I started three double plays and hit two home runs

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Tulo Bitch

1. Trashy, skanky, easy sluts. Usually with lots of piercings and/or tattoos such as tramp stamps and tongue rings.

2. A skank

John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?

John: Yaaa buddy.

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Tulos Syndrome

Tulos syndrome is when everyone who hangs around Tuloss is a dick rider slave that follows him around and begs for dls

Anna: Omg have you seen Prengle? he totally has Tulos Syndrome

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Tulos Syndrome

Tulos syndrome is when everyone who hangs around Tuloss is a dick rider slave that follows him around and begs for dls

Anna: Omg have you seen Prengle? he totally has Tulos Syndrome

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