turchiffle

1. A turkey stuffed with chicken and waffles.
2. The third member of the unholy thanksgiving trinity: Treducken, Cthuken and Turchiffle.
3. A half snort, half belch, half bellow of culinary surprise.

Mary was disappointed by the thanksgiving spread until Bob reached into the turkey and revealed that it was a legendary Turchiffle.

To no ones chagrin, Uncle Bob unleashed a mighty turchiffle at the dining room table when he was confronted by the legendary Turchiffle.