TurdBerries

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

Turdberry

A Blackberry that has taken a dip in the john.

By dropping your Blackberry into the John the transformation to Turdberry is complete.