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When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.
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When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck
As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
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(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
Did you see that guy turkey balling me?
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A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"
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A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving
Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?
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A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle
Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich