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Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101
Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!
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When a person leaves ventrilo to nerd rage or freak out.
Did you hear about the kid that turkey sandwiched yesterday?
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ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
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Bones: What did you do last night?
Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich
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When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.
Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.
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man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!
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another name for vagina
if you've ever seen/felt up a vagina you'll know it's a lot like a turkey sandwich, though i don't know if it taste like one
Man:"I think I'll squirt some of my mayo into her turkey sandwich."
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