turkeyness

The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.

I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!

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Turkeyism

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

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Turkeyness

The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!

Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"