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Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
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A boy who had a turtle on his head that was made out of sharpie and sucks his mouth back in making him look like he doesn't have a mouth. His younger brother who is apparently "bigger in any way" acts like he's the daddy. They also have an older sister who is QUEEN of the family.
Turtle boy has the same amount of hotness as his daddy brother
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A fan given name to the hamilton character John Laurens
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.
Person 1- Turtle boi is my favorite hamilton character
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!
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A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.
Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile
“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”