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The little puff of air you do just before you poo.
I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.
Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.
Mate that fart is really RANK!
Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath
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The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
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The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...
pffff-RrRrRrP!
"Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment."
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The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe
'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'