Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.

John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.

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Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

Turtle Tank Stank

the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.

Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?

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Warm Turtle-Tank

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

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