The name given to someone who is just so ridiculously pointless and annoying that 'Twatcrumpet' is the only way to sum them up.
Sat on the bus next to a 40yr old whorebag in double denim and a silly twatcrumpet taking up two seats with her rolls of fat.
2π 6π
Another way to say βvaginaβ or the female reproductive system.
He looked at her and said, βWhooping the ol trolly in the Twatcrumpetβ