twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.

Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).

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