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A mental affliction which causes people to think Twitter(.com) is useful in any way. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.)
People who give you their twitter handle as soon as you meet are twitarded.
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pronounced twi-tard
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.
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fans of twilight by stephenie meyer
usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
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An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.
"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"
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A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.
If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.
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A retard who likes the Twilight books or movies. In other words, anybody that likes the Twilight books or movies.
Lyndsey was such a twitard that she missed her wedding because it was the same day the new twilight movie came out.
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A twitard is an obsessed fan of the suck ass vampire series Twilight.
Twitards are dangerous. Many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn't like Twilight.
If you see a twitard, act with caution. They may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with Twilight it's self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.
Damn twitard pulled a knife on my granny all because she had never heard of Edward Cullen. WTF?
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