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two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 8, 2010


Hard-Two-Dozen

The greatest county vacation package ever as this twenty-four-month free stay will have you wishing you had gone to the federal fudge packing pen. (FPP) A Domestic battery or assault with intent could buy you this package or any assortment of violent activities including but not limited to mugging and deadly weapons charges. Yes, we pulled out all the stops and made sure the entertainment would be brutal for those looking for a great time. Again this advertisement was paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Leprechaun spirit travel agency. Terms and conditions apply and it is not void anywhere on earth.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice

Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character

by Spiritual-Master February 1, 2022

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Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 2, 2024