twook

A fork with two tines.

Use the twook and carving knife to carve the turkey.

Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

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Twook / Twookie

An alternative to saying bro, homie, dog or tweat.

Over Messages
1: “What the move is tn twook?”
2: “Idk twook who all over there?”
1: “Just me but we can find sum moves.”

In Person
1: “What up twook?”
2: “Nothing much twookie, im tryna get some shorties over here.”

( Twook / Twookie is only used in a singular sense )

Twook

One who exhibits the traits of both a twit and a kook.

That British soccer commentator is a real twook.