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twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

by dragginphly June 7, 2009

458๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 31, 2020

39๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


twoop

To twitter while pooping.

Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.

by TQuizzle April 6, 2009

108๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

143๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

126๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


#Twooping

When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.

"Taking a huge shit #twooping"

by TheOnlyIntellect April 28, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twoop

To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.

Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.

by MorgDaddy01 September 18, 2013

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