A mixture of a chotch and a twig. A scrawny, but stubborn mix of stupidity and bad looks. A twotch is always full of themselves and thinks they can do whatever they want.
"Wow, look at carter. He's such a twotch."
"Yea totally."
to twotch is to have a little peek at something
somebody who twotches is a twotcher
somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching
dan had a twotch in tesco
dan is a twotcher of birds
dan is currently twotching a big bird
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a.k.a 'Twatch': the act of flicking the edge of a male's balls with the index finger and thumb. Also applying a flick to one ball or the other, resulting in high-pitched screams from and immediate collapse of. the twotchee.
Dayna: "Damn girl! Did you see Shanice twotch Jerome? He gonna be walkin' crooked for a month!"
LaTonya: "Yo, sis, that was epic! I heard 'im yowlin' an' squealin' like a pig all da way over in the liberry!!"