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A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.
I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.
Must have been typing syndrome.
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David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.
Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.
("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)
zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx
deedeeXD34: Huh?
MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.
deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...
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When a person begins typing to you on an instant messenger (eg. facebook chat), but then decides to delete most or all of what they are writing and start over.
In most cases of type type, stop syndrome, the word bubble that pops up when the first party is typing will appear for 30 seconds, then disappear for 10, then re-appear for 15, then disappear again (and so on and so forth until the eagerly awaited sentence is sent).
Usually, the first party type type, stops because they don't want to sound stupid/annoying to the second party (really this is what will annoy them most). More annoying is when the first party type type, stops for an extended period of time, and then only sends between one and three words, (especially if that one word is "lol").
The first party will also type type, stop when they are at a loss for words or make a spelling mistake, which is rarely corrected anyways.
Other symptoms of the type type, stop syndrome may include slow typing, horrible spelling, and below par grammar.
This is an extremely serious illness. If you or your loved ones are guilty of type type, stopping, please seek professional help (or a dictionary).
Ex. 1: Jennifer: Hey Paige, have you talked to Jim at all lately?
Paige: Yeah, I talked to him last night. He kept type type, stopping me! What a tard! He should really just tell me what he's thinking!
Jennifer: Amen! I hate those damn type type, stoppers!
Ex. 2: (on chat)
David: Hey bro, how's it going?
Jim: -type type, stop. type type, stop-
Jim: lol
David: Damn, man, you've got a bad case of type type, stop syndrome. You should see a social therapist about that.
Jim: -type type, stop. type type, stop-
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a person who critisizes others yet does the exact same thing.
a person who is contradicting yet thinks they are better than others.
a lying bitch who looks like a sea donkey and has a massive case of swamp pussy.
SEARCH (ANGEL SWANIGAN) ON FB TO SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
that bitch is such a fucking idiot she must have angel syndrome type 1.
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Type 3) Type 3 Newburn's Syndrome or T3-NS also known as Lee's Disease, is the far most severe form. There is absolutely no cure for it what's so ever, there is no treatment, there is hardly any help. A person having T3-NS is very easy to notice. They are by no means a humble person at all. They are incredibly stubborn and their word is absolute. They are better than you in every way, and there is nothing that you can do to change that, eventually they may see you as an equal, but they are still better. If something is not good to them, or it is not popular, it is utter garbage, nothing more. They only take advice from their equals, and nobody else. They can be considered a "Tool" in most cases, because of their extreme arrogance. Many of them are exceptionally loud people, and like to flaunt "how good they are" by showing off their amazing skills, and bragging while doing so. People who are generally referred to as a "Luck Sack" and known for their obnoxious behavior because of it, usually if seen by a professional will be diagnosed with T3-NS. A high warning to anyone who encounters one of these, avoid them at all cost. They can be considered dangerous, some of them are prone to violence, once again take extreme caution when dealing with someone diagnosed with T3-NS. As mentioned before, there is no known cure for this disease. It is highly contageous.
"I really can't stand that Andrew guy, he's such a dick, all he does is shit talk and think he's soooo amazing."
"Yea i hear ya, but feel bad for him, he's got Lee's Disease."
"Aw Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3), aw, how sad, yeah, i'll try and be nice to him."
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Type 1) The complete inability just to be an ass for apparently no reason. Studies have shown that usually the bigger your head gets, and the bigger your ego, the more likely you are to suffer from Newburn's Syndrome. The best way to deal and treat the first part of this condition is basically to just take everything thing as a whole, and not judge the smaller things, even though you may be above them, appreciate them, and don't consider yourself the most amazing person in the world, obviously there's someone better than you, always. Type 1 Newburn's Syndrome or T1-NS is the least severe of this syndrome, it can be treated easily with counseling and moral support from your friends, as long as you are willing to accept the help. The origins of T1-NS are still highly unknown, but it was first discovered in a Yu-Gi-Oh! player by the name of Ryan Newburn hence who the disease is named after.
"Man, Steve has been on a hot streak lately but his arrogance is getting to him. Do you think he should by tested for Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1)"