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Omg look at that U.F.O I thought they were flightless!
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1.Unidentified flying object. The term is used to when relating to "Alien ships" or "Flying saucers"
2.Can also be used to relate to actual unidentified flying objects such as an enemy aircraft. Although not knowing exactly what it is.
3. Term used by rednecks to define aliens.
1. Hey brandien! Lookie' wats' I foun'ded' Dun here in de' durt'! I dun founded me a yoo ef oh!
2. Mr president. There has been another sighting of a U.F.O Immediete action will take place.
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U.F.O. stands for: Unidentified. Flying. Object.
It's what all the phoney pics and such are all about, aliens, outer space, etc.
Farmer Billy: "Pops, I think I saw myself a U.F.O. last night"
Farmer Tom: "No sonny, there is no such thing as aliens"
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The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room ; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identifided floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifaces. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51" .
"Hey Mitch, I totally U.F.O. 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my U.F.O. in her. "
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the female equivalent of love handles. Caused by belly fat protruding over tight pants. Usually spotted in the summer when women wearing belly bearing shirts are common. So named because the fat sticks out and hovers around their tummies/hips, creating a shape quite like an unidentified flying object.
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Acronym for UnFuckable Object. Usually describes someone overweight, unbelievably ugly, or crazy.
-Have you seen Manuel?
-Yeah, man. He's a total U.F.O.
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