U.S.P.C.C.

United States Pizzly-Bear Cavalry Corps. Elite military unit of shock troops, characterized by axe-wielding infantry mounted on hybridized polar-grizzly ("Pizzly") bears. Rumored to be commanded by Chick Norris. In a similar fashion to Delta Force, the Pentagon refuses to officially confirm the unit's existence.

Wise Spectator: "We wouldn't have a problem with insurgents or finding Bin Laden if we'd make more use of the U.S.P.C.C."

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"Dude, ask yourself what a pizzly bear cavalryman would do in this situation."

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