UD Nut Slop

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.

Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*

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