UJing

1) The act of, while extremely drunk, being completely and utterly obnoxious. Usually accompanied by an unparalleled amount of "broing" and talking extremely loud.
2) Being to drunk for the situation.
3) Repeating the same words over and over until everyone in the room hears him.
4) Sweating.

While at the party some guy was UJing, he told some girl i was his bro, and said i was the biggest alcoholic he knows, completely killing my game.

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/uj

"Unjerk"
In a circlejerk (or more commonly found in circletwerk), one may use "/uj" to interject and say something serious.

Usually used where most people are joking around and one wants to bring more depth or seriousness in a discussion.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"Jet fuel can't melt steel memes"
"/uj Scientifically, it really isn't possible for the jet fuel to melt steel beams the way the did, because its hottest temperature is 1500°F and steel melts at 2500°F."

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uj

Abbreviation for unjerk. Any text following this is authentic and is not a troll nor circlejerk... theoretically.

/uj I agree because...
/rj We live in a society

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uje

Shorthand expression for the word "usual."

Barkeep: "What'll it be?"
Customer: "The uje."
Barkeep: *pours drink* "Here ya go."
Customer: "Thanks. How's it been lately?"
Barkeep: "Oh, you know, the uje."

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UJ

Underage-Juice

14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.

'Ugh, check out mini-skank' 'That's the UJ that the whole William Howard Sixth Form has been handing round."

"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"

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the uje

Abrevation for the word usual.
'the uje'
Used as often as possible

*sporty chick 101*: HEY! whatsup?
*coolgurl2007*: Not much, just hangin'. Ya know, the uje!

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Uje

A term used to describe the meeting spot at "Ladner Memorial park" back in the day. Can also be used to describe anything from a common activity to a fruit you always eat in the morning.

A shortened term for "The usual"

Garrett: Yo meet up at the uje?

Sean: Yes man see you in 10

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