Unfort

Short for unfortunate. Commonly used by people who play video games and refuse to cuss.

Example 1:
1: "Time to get some cheeiiiiiiiiip!"

2: "I activate Mirror Force, you scrub."

1: "UNFORT!"

Example 2:
1: "Time to use Earthquake!"

2: *switches in a Flying Type*

1: "UNFORT!"

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unfort

Abbreviated version of "unfortunate" or "unfortunately".

Person 1: "Can't make it to the party on Friday, unfort."
Person 2: "How unfort."

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Unforts

A shortened version of the long-winded unfortunately, used to express regret.

"Unforts I can't make it to your party. Sounds epic, though."

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Unforted

When you build a pillow fort and your mom makes you take it down. :(

Mom: Take that pillow fort down now!
Me: Oh no(pause) I've been Unforted

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