UPH

Units Per Hour
How much alcohol you consume in an hour, so kind of like a speed.
So 18 units over 3 hours = 6 UPH

She got totally wrecked last night, she was going at like 15 UPH!!

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UPH

UPH is short for under the pants handy. Also known as, a handjob.

Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got a UPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!

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UPH

Another word for anything

Yo, what the uph? Uph you mutha upha

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