Urbation

Urbating your mast.

Every Joe Everyones think they made it up.

Mast urbation talk:

Drunk guy 1 : Hey guys! You know when you masturbate, you're urbating your mast!

Other drunk guys : Puahahahahah!

Drunk guy 1 : Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.

Drunk guy 2 : I made it up first, bastard!

Drunk guy 3 : No, I did, you morons I thought about it first!

Drunk guy 1 : Oh yeah, well I'm the first to tell it!

(Fight starts)

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Urbation

the act of urbating, or using an object or body part to perform an alternating motion between upward and downward thrusts as in the act of MASTURBATION, or the URBATION of the MAST.

Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.

I'm URBATING my arm with skin cream.
Playign guitar solos involves maximum URBATION of the guitar neck.

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urbate

The prosess of erecting a mast on a boat.

He needed to get erect, so he called in a mast urbator.

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urbate

to erect a mast

Peter had urbation problems that required a hydraulic lift

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urbate

urbate- verb. a grunting sound a person makes when feeling pain, or relief or both at the same time, for example a masochist getting whipped would urbate.

I just heard someone urbate from next door.

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urbat

A person on Urban Dictionary, who constantly rates a good definition down, because.

a)Their trying to be funny.

b)They hate the person who wrote it.

c)They think the word is stupid.

d)It somehow offends them.

e)They cant pronounce it.

f)Their mad about somthing unrelated.

g)The person thinks its bad because its not how the want it to be.

This word was only made to call/insult the people who do this, because their loners that need to get a life.

guy: Posts definition.

urbat: l01 thS gi iZ a fegot L0lz!!@@21 (rates down)

guy: What the fuck...


Watch an urbat rate this down because they think their funny.

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Urbate

Where a formerly rural population becomes essentially ciy dwellers.

During the Industrial Revolution the majority of the UK populatiion becamne urbate.