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United Socialist States of America
America after March 21, 2010
Was known as USA until Congress passed Health Care Reform
Guy #1 Man, I can't wait to get back to the good old USA.
Guy #2 I'm afraid the US has changed.
Guy #1 What?
Guy #2 We socialist now, its the USSA!
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United Socialist States of America
Starting with FDR's New Deal and up until the new health care bill from Obama, the United States has plunged further away from its capitalist roots.
Forgetting what made this country a superpower, this socialist trend has plunged the United States into complacency. Socialist programs like social security and medicaid allow those who have no inclination to work to live the same lives of those who earn their paycheck.
The USSA is becoming what it defeated in the Cold War.
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USSA stands for Union of Socialist States of America. It's what the United States will become if the progressives take full control of all 3 branches of the government.
Progressive: I hate America. I hate capitalism. We need to become like the USSR.
Republican: No we cannot let that happen, we cannot become socialist. We cannot become the USSA. Most of the people will suffer. Look at Venezuela.
Progressive: You racist bigot. You climate change denier. You need to be locked up for your beliefs. Equality for everyone, even if it means giving up your hard earned money to people who don't want to work. It's USSA or we all die from global warming.
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United Secure States of America (From a sci-fi paperback series of the same name, C.1987-1989)
"Ever since The Generals and Evangelists took over, life has been so much easier here in the USSA!"
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The United Socialist States of America. The best thing that could possibly happen to this terrible country.
"Thank God for the Second Revolution of America. Without the USSA, 20 million people would still be dying every year to imperialism and capitalism!"
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United Soviet States of America. The descent of the old USA into the proverbial shitter, along with the Orwellian atmosphere and clueless complacency of the general population has brought the nation down to a brainwashed bunch of sheep who are fodder for an ever more tyrannical government's whims... resembling life under Soviet rule.
I'm so glad I moved. Things are getting really bad back in the USSA!
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