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When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.
Setting, Middle School Dance
Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!
Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...
Person 1 leaves...
Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!
Another name for the University of Virginia. It's a public university in Virginia that, for some reason, gets a ton of hate (even from its own students), but in actuality contains some of the most genuinely down to Earth people you'll ever meet. The environment can be competitive, but most of the time the students are sincerely happy for one another and proud of each other's accomplishments. It used to have a "preppy" vibe to it but is now considered more hipster/retro. Parties are full of guys in flannel and skinny jeans and girls in jean jackets and chokers. UVa students don't take rivalries too seriously, except in basketball, are far too nice to roast neighboring schools on Urban Dictionary.
Girl 1: I can't wait to visit you at UVA! What should we do tonight?!
Girl 2: Actually, I'm performing in my final baritone concert tonight! You should come see it!
Girl 1: What!?! You play baritone?! How could I have known you for all these years and never known?!
Girl 2: I don't know...it was just never brought up in conversation...I'm sure you have a ton of talents you've never told me about!
Mom: Son, I'm so proud you made the Dean's list! Why don't you post about it on Facebook like your brother?
Son: Uh, I mean at UVA, people don't really talk about GPA. It'd be considered rude to post about on social media.
Mom: Well at your brother's school, everyone posts about making the Dean's list...
Son: Yeah, well at UVA, no one does...
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a college filled with ultimate, spoiled, pompous assholes, who never worked a day in their lives, who refer to dead prez Thomas J. as "TJ" and call him their best friend, and who swear everyone who isn't at their college regrets not being there.
normal person: so how was your weekend?
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
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Best place in the world...as a transfer i've seen other places and nothing beats UVA. I know it gets a bad rap sometimes, but UVA is seriously one of the best places on earth. Whether at the corner or at some random frat, it's fun as sh**anything.
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A top tier school in Charlottesville Virginia. Founded by president Thomas Jefferson in 1819. The school is generally filled with two kinds of people. The people that made all A's in high school and should go to this school (minority). The rest of the school is filled with daddy's little girls and preppy faggots who didnt do shit in high school and have parents who donated a large sum of money to the school and thus got accepted because duh the school wants to make more money of daddy. Its easy to tell the differnce between the two groups even from 100 yards away. The people you see walking around in ties, sundresses and pearls are the students who bought their way in to school, note these students wear these cloths because why wouldnt you wear that if your first car was a brand new mercades and you have unlimited use of your parents platnuim cards? the second group are the students you never see because these are the students that worked their asses off to go to school here and are trying to keep the straight A's. It's a damn shame that nobody seems to understand the the reason UVA is a good school is because of these students are are making straight A's are jacking up the average for the school.
(The fallowing is a normal day at UVA)
Nerd: I am so happy I got in this school I worked so hard in high school to make all A's.
Typical Preppy Bitch: Like OH MY GOD Im so happy daddy paid large amounts of money for me to go here, like Ima go get drunk and then pass out.
Typical Preppy Faggot: Hey there sexy would you like to take a ride in my new porsche? my dad just bought for me last week casue I crashed the Lexus and needed a new ride. Hey you like my popped collar and docksiders yeah im so cool.
Nerd: You mean to tell me that I am the only person who accutally had to do my own work to get in here?
Typical Preppy Bitch: Like who are you and why are you talking to me?
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A school in central Virginia that is soft
"UVA is soft....they wear suits to games and drink zima..they are weenies...they are soft."
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A University in Virginia that students attend in order to brag on a website about how good their school is. They typically do this in order to keep up their overinflated views of themselves while they sit in their apartment sipping on a fine glass of chardonnay, merlot, or Zima, as they have just finished their one hour of homework for the day.
Students of this false-Ivy League school enjoy the finer things in life, such as living off their parents' credit cards, driving expensive automobiles their parents bought them, going to dinner parties with strict dress codes, and wearing suits and bowties to sports that are traditionally viewed by fans wearing comfortable, utilitarian clothing such as T-shirts, sweatshirts, and jeans.
In addition, they promote Thomas Jefferson to an exalted level unseen by even avowed Libertarians, and insist on calling their rival school "Va-Tech," despite nobody else in the world, not even "Va-Tech" students, referring to the school by that name.
Asshole 1: "Hey, did you watch the football game the other day against Va-Tech?"
Asshole 2: "No, I was too busy getting wasted on three bottles of Zima at that big dinner party last night."
Asshole 1: "Ah, well we lost as usual, but all the babes were looking mighty fine in their pearls and sundresses! I impressed them with the $200 bowtie I bought last week with daddy's credit card. Oh well. At least we're still decent at all the sports that make no money for the school because the American public doesn't care about them."
Asshole 2: "Boy, I'm glad we go to UVA so we can be pompous assholes together!"
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