Ubaldo

A real Mexican guy looking out for his future,, very good dancer and very good lucking he is so cute and very lucky to get girls😉 He is amazing and has goals wen something is on his mind he will accomplish it and he is so brave to

Is ubaldo going to the party ??
Yes you know how he is he will get a lot of girls 😉

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Ubaldo

Good looking , sweet and adorable and is kinda like a teddy bear ...

I'm happy I'm dating Ubaldo

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Ubaldo

This is the name of a true Thot slayer, he will stop not until the job has been done, he swings around with a dick in his hand beating thots mercilessly until they breathe their last breath, he will destroy thots, and respect women

Ayy, it's that nigga Ubaldo, you bouta slay some thots?

Ubaldo:yeah nibba

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Ubaldo

Professional mexican chad and ultimate mexican thot slayer who sends thots to the shadow realm on a daily basis. also an iCarly simp

Thot cult: WE HAVE DECIDED YOUR FATE!!!
Ubaldo (Tied up): NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU FUCKING THOTS
*Banishes thot cult to shadow realm and leaves like he didnt just fight a cult full of thots*

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ubaldo

The real name of that one mexican guy who ordered a mocha frap the other day at Starbucks but knew the barista couldn't spell his name so he used his alias "Jose"

Ubaldo: "God why did I come to Starbucks I have no idea what I'm doing and they won't be able to spell my real name I guess I'll say my name is Jose"

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